Thursday, August 17, 2017

Overheard in a line at Ag Progress Days

"I'd like to report a missing person."

"Yes Ma'm.  How old is the child?"

"Oh, he's almost sixty years old. His name is Joe Petrulionis. I dropped him off here at 9am and he has not been answering his phone. I am really worried because he has not shown up for lunch and I haven't seen him anywhere."

"Yes, I see. Where have you looked?"

"Oh, everywhere!  Say, you don't have any old tractors around here, only new stuff right?"

"Ma'm, there is a whole display of antique tractors, right over there. Just on the other side of that tent."

"Uh, okay. Never mind then. Thank you."









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